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Butt: what the hell is that?? Why does everything hurt? Legs : it’s called squatting apparently Butt: why would we do such a thing?? Legs: she wants to get rid of *whispers* Tummy Butt: aw man, that thing’s always causing trouble for us Arms: but why am *I* being punished by lifting this heavy thing?…

What it’s like to love you

You have a suitcase filled with words For every occasion Though sometimes they run out So you open your other suitcase Packed with knives Which you use to draw blood Then use that blood To paint beautiful pictures You are superman And you are kryptonite You are Jesus And you are Judas You are a…